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Dyson Hand Vacuum

March 28, 2017

I LOVE THIS VACUUM. It’s very “shiny plastic spaceship” 🚀 and since it stays stored in the bathroom and only comes out when I use it, I don’t mind that. But also it’s kinda pretty… it’s Dyson after all. It also legit sounds like an airplane when you turn it on—it is so powerful. Yes it’s pricy, but friggin who cares it’s a spaceship.

Note: please don’t buy this one. This totally falls into that whole “well it's a vacuum cleaner so better make it friggin ugly” category. I mean yeah it’s the same, but I dunno, those colors? I don’t get it.

🇺🇸 Buy on Amazon.com

🇩🇪 Buy on Amazon.de

🇨🇦 Buy on Amazon.ca

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